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So apparently theres a new Zodiac sign. And its called Ophiachus. Actually its not new. Ophiuchus has been a constellation for years and it just gets left out. It also happens to be my new sign. And iCant even pronounce it. Sigh.

So the story here's that. The moon's gravitational pull has slowly moved the Earth in its axis, creating about a one-month bump in the stars' alignment. Kinda makes you think about the end of the world.

iJust feel sorry for the people who've spent their whole lives happily smug with their star signs. And now they're hearing they've had the wrong star sign all along. iJust have one advice for them. Get over it! iKnow iHave.

Truth is iDon't even believe in that crap. To me its just b.s. No zodiac sign is gonna tell me how my day's gonna be. But then again. iLiked being an archer. T'was cool. Pouting.

You should see the suckers iHave to deal wit everyday on twitter. Funny thing is. iHavn't seen anyone announce their horoscope for today. 

But just for the fun of it. Let me tell you a short story about what this sign represents.

There was this guy. His name was Asclepius. He learned the secrets of keeping death at bay after observing one serpent bringing another healing herbs. 

Now Zeus doesn't like the human race very much so he killed him with a bolt of lightning to prevent the entire human race from becoming immortal under Asclepius' care. 

But he later placed his image in the heavens to honor his good works. Very humorous indeed.

It has also been noted that the constellation Ophiuchus is in close proximity in the sky to that of Sagittarius, which has at times been believed to represent Chiron (the mentor of Asclepius and many other Greek demigods), though Chiron was originally associated with the constellation Centaurus.

If you beleive this story. It means you are mentally retarded and you should see a shrink. Cause thats just one delusional interpretation. Now you see why iDon't believe in this stuff. iMean iLove Greek mythology. but to me its just some crappy old story the Greeks came up with to make sense of things.

Now that thats settled. Incase you dont kno your Zodiac sign anymore here's the new order.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11

Pisces: March 11- April 18

Aries: April 18 - May 13

Taurus: May 13 - June 21

Gemini: June 21 - July 20

Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

xoxo muah!