Yum...

So i'm in the kitchen at the moment, slaving away so my brothers may have their fully nutritional, tasty looking spanking supper. Not telling you what it is *tongue out* :P.

And just so iWouldnt die of unbelievably depressing boredom and impatience,  iCarried my laptop with me. You see, not everybody has a BB. Some of us actually use regular PHONES, pay the usual required fee for CREDIT, browse on our LAPTOPS and send normal TEXT MESSAGES once in a while.

Don't be surprised if one day you see a skinny light skinned girl walking on the road browsing while holding her laptop. Its not cool but cause its original and it comes from me it counts as being awesome.

OK iWas kidding. iWouldn't be caught dead doing that. Well thats cause if iWas dead iWouldn't be doing it anyways. Pfff. 

If iSee anyone walking on the road like that iWouldn't hesitate to LAUGH OUT LOUD !

Sorry iReally do not have anything important to say today. So iLeave you with one thought just to spice up your imagination.

Imagine waking up one morning and you find yourself falling  from the sky with no parachute. It'll be a terrible el muerte. Why do people go skydiving anyways. What if your parachute doesn't work. Scary stuff.

Oh well. Hasta la vista el fiel

*Caramel_Kisses*

Mechanic Genius

Dear Readers,

Sadly today’s post isn’t that’s going to blow your brains out.

And frankly I’ve got nothing majorly interesting to blog about. Plus I’m tired of bitching about my health.

But alas, this is my blog. And iCan do anything iWant with it. Look whats you’ve gotten yourself into. Buahaha *evil grin*.

Back to blogging.

You know how people always say, “you don’t know what you’ve got until you’ve lost it.” Well I’m glad iHavn’t lost mine yet.

iGave myself this unreasonable but necessary task of charging my laptop for 13 hours straight without using it. Like what was iThinking.

Yes, iAm actually blogging about my laptop. Get over it.

AnyHOO

At the time iThought; Pfff *side eye* . No big deal. Challenge accepted ! I’d probably be sleeping for about 9 hours then I’d find something else to do. Probably watch t.v. Boy was iWrong.

You see, due to my unfortunate mislay of a BB… My laptop’s all I’ve got so far.  And alas, iHardly watch t.v [DSTV’s such a waste.]. I’d rather read a good book. And no, iAm not a nerd. But iDo like nerd glasses. Get my joke? Alright B)

It’s not just about the internet… The sexy black sleak body of my laptop happens to have a brilliant mechanical brain which contains half of my life’s work.

So basically, how a person hangs on to their BB is how iHang on to my laptop. It’s an addict.  

Moving on.

Let’s talk about me. Phew, for a second there iFelt neglected. :D

If you’re tired of me bitching about my health, you might as well go and hug a transformer right now.

So iFinally asked my dad what was going on about my health. The whole vomiting and stuff.

He says my systems just irritated by something. And that I’ve probably got ulcer. Like is that supposed to make me feel better. You should have seen the way he just said it casually like its nothing.

Hell no am iTelling Jade about it. Dammy can be comforting, but the first thing that’s going to come out of Jade’s mouth is, “iTold you so.” Well maybe. “Omg! Are you serious.” Then, “iTold you so.”

Option 2 is that it’s probably what I’m eating. Problem is, what I’m eating’s what I’ve always been eating. Nothing new. Heyy wait a minute. iJust started taking honey a lot cause of my cough… Hmmm

*This doesn’t mean I’m gonna start eating more than iUsually do. Heck iAready eat a lot. Cause when iEat, iDo not hesitate. So I’m just gonna change my eating pattern. There. Now everyone’s happy. :D

*Caramel_Kisses*

Lunga Lunga

iCome up with the weirdest post titles... o_O

iMade spaghetti today. This might not be a big deal to you guys. But for a first timmer like me. It's an event to be celebrated. It turned out a little too peppery. Okay it was way too peppery. But asides from that, it was good.

AnyHoo.

So iHad this totally fuckable weekend planned out.

You see, my folks traveled yesterday and they wont be back till Sunday. Imagine all the possibilities. Eating out with a couple of my friends on Friday. Chilling with major hotties on Saturday. Some possible boogie'n going down. 

But alas, iFell sick.

 IFXCKING. FELL. SICK !!

Can you relate to the kinda frustration i'm experiencing here. Maybe i'm just being melodramatic. Yeah right. Thats a major understatement [get the irony?].

iDont understand my body anymore. I'm suffering from basic, IMMUNE SYSTEM GONE WRONG syndrome. It has gone completely balonkers on me. 

Maybe thats God's way of preventing the inevitable from happening. Oh well, tough luck.

Moving on.

You wouldn't believe the ASSWIPES iHave to deal with almost everyday on social networks.

Some idiot actually sent me this on Facebook, "U sure look like em asian gurls......is ur mum fwom asia? well let me spare u tha questions.... I will love nothing other than to know ya beitha.....looking forward to knowing more bout u....asian gurl...chin"

iMean wow. What the fxck is chin? Some people just amaze me. You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!!

AnyHOO

Since I've been rendered immobile. For now. Jade and Ms Tee came to hang with me. They can be so lovable at times. We had a splendid time dancing our asses off.

 iKnow what you're thinking, "iThought you said you were sick, how come you were dancing?" It was to keep my mind off it. Nothings ever stopped this bootie from shaking you know. And the girl's still got it. We should form a dance crew. We'd really wow your minds.

Makes us twice as awesome :))

Alright then. I'm off. 

*Caramel_Kisses*

Para Siempre

iWas gonna blog about something interesting but i'Changed my mind. I'm in a mood. A bad one. 

You see theres this guy Jade recently started liking. Lets call him Ryan.

You see Ryan is one of those exceptionally fine guys that look innocent but daring. He's what british

girls call, "double cool with a knob." He's also a stud.

Good news is that he's interested. Bad news, he's interested in me. Woohoo !! Oh right, crap.

So now Jades sad. And that makes me sad.

Then this other babe that happens to knows about it  walks up to Jade and asks her not to tell me he's interested cause it could cause a SPARK and there'd be problems between us. Like WTF!

Make someone happy, mind your business !!

Just cause you were too stupid to control your libido [long story] doesnt make me remotely like you. Ahh!! The nerve of this bitch. I'm pissed as hell.

Why do people talk about things they know nothing about ? It just baffles me.

Ok fine, iMight have joked bout liking him if jade isnt serious about it anymore. But thats just me. I'm hardly ever serious about anything. But thats what everybody likes about me. Its what makes me fun to be with.

Why are guys always the embodiment of girls reactions? Whats so special about them anyways. So they've got cocks. Pfff, big deal.

Science already invented a replacement Ladies and Gentlemen. Its called a  Dildo !!

What i'm iSaying? Scratch that.

Back to blogging.

It seems she does not trust me on this one. Or shes trying to. Either was she's not taking any chance with me. iCannot understand where all this is coming from. Heck ! I'm not even allowed to speak to him. She almost sounds like my mum.

So i've made my decision, iSay fuck it. i'm not gonna talk to him. You can call me an assKisser if you want. But she is Mi Mejor Amiga. She has always been with me. Through thick and thin. However it isn't always diamonds and roses.

*Btw, we've been besties for 12 years and counting. Oh yeah. Beat that !!

**I barely know Ryan so its quite easy to discard him aha XD.

***We saw Jerry today. He's lost weight. Looked spanking :D.

*Caramel_Kisses* 

The big 60

Today was Jade's mums grand 60th Birthday celebration.

This is a summary of my day. Pretty jobless. Cant say it wasn't fun though. Had a pretty good kick from driving my dad to his limits and he couldn't do nothing about it.

Oh yeah.

Ever been in a place where almost everybody knows just you amongst your friends. Its an excellent feeling.

*If you ever want something from your folks and you know they're gonna say no, ask when you're with your friends. They always want to seem cool.

**Its not fun to have a stalker. iAm so glad iDidn't wear my heels. Phew.

***Who knew there were soo many hotties in MKO. iShould arrange with my dad to move there. Konjilicious XD

*Caramel_Kisses*

Cockamamie...

Dear Readers,

I’m not going to apologize for being away for so long. Neither will iExplain why iWas gone. iHave a life. And it’s none of your business what iDo with it

However, my life has been unevenful so far.


Moving on.

As iLay in bed. Reading Alex Cross. iCould distinguishly hear the provoking sound of my clock go.

..TICK-TOCK. Tick-tock.

Tickory, dickory, cock. XD

Back to blogging. 

How far would you go to please someone you care about. 

In the words of Evanescence, "Take care what you ask of me, cause iCan't say no."

iCant say thats my motto. But thats the way iLive my life. Its not that iDo it on purpose. iJust 

find it hard to say no to people. Especialy the excellent male specie.

My weakness.

Like Chimmy said, "As a girl, it's in my genes to want to hump every attractive male that looks in my direction..." 

Ah yes! The intimate joy you get whenever there's an open window. Lol. Lowkey !

Little stuffs like that gets my adrenaline flowing, blood boiling. Gets the demons in me going. 

But alas! Even if iDo not actually mouth the word no, iAlways manage to find escape routes without 

making them look stupid. 

Doesn't mean iDont have infrequent slip ups. Nobody's perfect. *_*

A guy just recently asked me if iWas a bad girl. The first thing that came to my mind was, "Umm ..Perv !"  

A saucy fatHead would probably have been like, "iCan be, when iWanna [with an exagerated wink]." Pfff. 

iMeeean what a bafoon. But being the kinda person iAm. My answer was, "lets just 

say i'm sensible." If he's not satisfied with that he'll just have to go and wank ! Cause of his 

Fetish !

Ok i'm weird. iKnow. But thats such a strong word for someone like me. Lets just say i'm tryna be 

obsessively opposed to the typical. I'm just cool like that. 

Thats not actually what iThought though. Just sounded alot better to me. :D

Anyways it was all a misunderstanding. But thats not important.

An update on my last um ..Victim of infatuation. iAssure you. Its over. Right now i'm just facinated by 

him. Meaning i'm no longer interested in that way again. And, of course, He doesn't give a damn. 

Boys.Why are they always such dumbasses ? Pfff.

Doesn't mean it can't come back though. :-D 

Thing is, i've got this maddening intuition that when iSee him i'm gonna be disappointed. And thats he's 

alot less than the character iMoulded in my mind. That would be bad. That would be really bad.

In my mind he's just so tasty and unbelievably dishy. And he just happens to banter about alot of 

unforgivable things.

*Btw iJust invented a word. I'm just so awesome. In the dictionary, next to the word Awesome, there's a 

picture of the word, "GOD" and the person holding that picture up is me XD

Anyways the word is called Infammiable. It means senseless strong feeling. If you do not like the word you can SUCK MY COCK !! 

Buona notte Dudes and Duddettes.